Is it too late for lipo/Bucket List Wishes

I would love to walk in to church this Sunday as per usual with a smile as if it were just any other Sunday EXCEPT I would be in a size 12. I have thought of this often, of how to pull it off w/o exercise, telling my kids/friends, just having it done, coming home & going on with life as usual except, of course, answering the phone from handsome widowers with ample money who also enjoy Bill Gaither concerts, church functions, family get togethers, books, going places, eating out approximately 50% of the time,  in short, I want lipo; however, I want it painless, I can do smoothies until the Lord returns as long as they are strawberry flavored, but I don't like lettuce all that well unless it's wilted. Also, I want to sing in a quartet, go on a cruise, learn & study the word more intently, visit with friends, neighbors, do the best I can with what I have been vested with. BTW, no one has said of late , you know Barb, that extra weight you have managed to gain the last 50 years makes you look so much nicer than these ladies who can shop in the jr. & regular sizes section of  Macy"s or - I have always loved knit & wanted my entire wardrobe to be knit or elastic similar to yours. Hiding when I see a friend come in & catch me in the women's section of  WM w/o saying I always cut through here to get to the groceries. My 50th class reunion is this year, but, frankly, by now as opposed to the earlier ones, there will be no staravation diets, worrying about what to wear, etc. I'm just grateful to be able to atte d (if I am) see & be with friends whio I attended Bloommfield Schools with for 12 years. Enough for now; see you next time, favored friends!   Blessings abundantly in all your cups, Barb